Naughty Valentine’s Day Cards For All You Kinky Couples

With the dreaded Valentine’s Day just a couple short weeks away (trust me, they will fly by), it’s time to start considering what to pick up for your significant other.

Guys, that means now, not the morning of.

There are different kinds of couples out there—some are sweet and sentimental and romantic. Others are dirty AF and like it that way. If you’re more like the latter, then these naughty Valentine’s Day cards are just for you and that special someone to share a little inside-joke giggle before you hit the sheets. Or the counter. Or the shower. Whatever floats your dirty-ass boat.

Even if you two aren’t the let’s-exchange-gifts sort, that’s totally cool, but you’ll still have a fun time reading through these.

1. This lovely comparison

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2. This sincere thank you

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3. This bold statement

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4. Honesty

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5. This is love

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6. This assertion of commitment

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7. Now that’s saying something

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8. This “typo”

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9. You had me at “flaps”

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10. This tempting imagery

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11. This is important

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12. This proof of true love

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13. Do you know what time it is?

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14. This clever pun

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