31 Hilarious #DefineYourLoveLifeWithASong Tweets

#DefineYourLoveLifeWithASong Tweets

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If you’re single when Valentine’s Day rolls around, most of the time it sucks. That is, if you let it. The reason it sucks isn’t because you’re single (even if you do wish you were in a relationship), it’s because people who are part of a couple rag on you about being single:

“Aww alone, are you? You can tag along with Steve and I…”

“You must just feel so lonely! Poor thing! Have my teddy bear!”

“Maybe you’ll meet someone today! And then your anniversary will be Valentine’s Day and we can all start planning weddings and babies…”

Anyone on the receiving end of this pity-party bullshit is thinking the same thing: F*ck off. Really.

In the spirit of the upcoming “month of love” I’ve put together a list of the funniest #DefineYourLoveLifeWithASong Tweets single people will relate to.

So plop your cat on your lap, sip your wine, and gather ’round to laugh through the pain—whether that be from being single or having to listen to the aforementioned crap, or both.

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