Let it be known that I love Cheslea Handler. She, along with Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Mindy Kaling and Amy Schumer are pivotal figures in the Hollywood atmosphere. All these ladies deserve a high-five for their success as comedians as well as the inspiration that they generate.
Chelsea (I feel weird referring to her by her last name only for some reason, so I’m going to throw propriety out the window and switch to Chelsea), has made herself a success through her talk shows, books, and acting gigs.
She’s very blunt and sarcastic with an edge that’s just too funny. Some people might think she’s a bitch, but that tends to be what vocally opinionated women get called.
Whatever you think of her, there’s no doubt that Chelsea is very open about who she is and funny as hell in how she expresses that. I’ve compiled a list of some, key word some, of her funniest Tweets to give you a good chuckle. Reader discretion: there’s alot of F-bombs, Trump-hate, and booze jokes. Did I mention Trump-hate?
Trump said the American public doesn’t care “at all” about his tax returns… plus, he can’t release them, cause they got peed on.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 12, 2017
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017
Data from hotels show that Netflix is more popular than porn. Looks like I made the right decision.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 6, 2017
Bill Gates thinks Trump could be like JFK. Yea, and I’m just like Mary fucking Poppins.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 14, 2016
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) December 10, 2016
I just took Wimbledon by storm. pic.twitter.com/0DbUTfc3AZ
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) November 23, 2016
Pence’s plane skidded off the runway. Maybe if that plane would have done conversion therapy, it would’ve been able to land straight.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 29, 2016
Today’s word of the day is “rigged.” pic.twitter.com/dYjjCp60Ov
— Chelsea (@Chelseashow) October 25, 2016
Kim Kardashian is on 60minutes tonight, discussing her talent. Finally…some answers.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) October 24, 2016
Chelsea just received this secret footage of a day in the life of Donald Trump. Take that, WikiLeaks. pic.twitter.com/xzthsOjCwM
— Chelsea (@Chelseashow) October 20, 2016
— Karen Wacker (@wackertime) September 24, 2016
Angelina Jolie has filed for divorce from Brad Pitt… he wants the China; she wants Pax and Maddox. ##sorrycouldnthelpmyself
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) September 21, 2016
I’ve spent the better part of the weekend exercising or hanging out with married couples. It’s either time for a boyfriend, or a joint.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 14, 2016
Wendy’s says the election is hurting burger sales… guess people are tired of seeing something that spent too much time under a heat lamp.
— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) August 11, 2016
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